Wow, has it really been six years since Dean Kamen launched the Segway? This product was supposed to change the world, or at least that's what Kamen promised before anybody knew that it was. And then when it was officially announced the world looked at it, shrugged, laughed, and walked away on their own two feet.
But what if things had gone different? The Onion has this glimpse into the world that could have been.